Leader Of The Pack

Yes folks, this really did happen today-Parental Unit and I were nearing the end of our usual hour long walk when a woman called out from across the street, "Hey, your dog's really adorable... and so well behaved!" Naturally I turned around, smiling and wagging my entire body, but Parental Unit, downer that she is, said, "Well, we're still working on a few issues," and she emphasized the word "issues". What the heck did she mean by that? Anyway, the woman just laughed and said, "I bet you watch Cesar." That stopped Parental Unit dead in her tracks. She swiveled around to face the woman (jerking my head about half off in the process) and just started raving about Cesar Millan, you know, the Dog Whisperer - how he is her hero and all, blah, blah, blah. Then Parental Unit and this woman kept me standing there for I don't know how long, while they yakked about how great Cesar is. Yeah, he is cool (and oh so right about dogs), but give me a break, I was starving.  More later, I need to eat.

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